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Hank Raps about w00tstock…for real


’s w00tstock performance: www.youtube.com In which w00tstock. If you can’t understand all of the lyrics, they’re below. This may have been the second oddest weekend of my life I perused portland -estate with a mythbuster’s wife on an iPad owned by adam savage yes you could say that my perception of reality was ravaged But imagine, that wasn’t even the weirdest bit and you’re gonna shirt a brick when you hear the rest of it So sit down and listen to me rhythmically talk the weekend that I participated in w00tstock Now I’m on the plane home I want to remember it Hearing Adam Savage saying that he likes my music And I’ve been listinin’ to Frontalot, 200 tracks back to back Which is probably why I wrote this song as a rap but I hope whoever has 9D next doesn’t gag because I’m writing down these lyrics on the back of the barf bag For me it began when I landed in Seattle at two o’clock and then by three was talking with the king of nerd hip hop MC Frontalot, as he’s professionally known could probably cure cancer with his headlamp and a microphone Then Molly walked in with her adorable grin and her boyfriend Chirs…and her assistant Kristen two girls one uke, don’t fear, it won’t make you puke unless you’re easily nauseated by things abnormally cute And I felt like I was losing control of my brain because the drummer of the Presidents of the USA Was hanging with me making jokes telling me to be strong Like he’d jumped straight out of my radio and

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  1. DearScout49 says

    LOVE!

  2. maliceisadork says

    best rap ever

  3. shannondavis says

    a) fantastic rap and video
    b) not to be too nerdy but how is a smile the inverse function of a frown? surely that’s a very verticle smile

  4. Breakingbenjamin42 says

    This entire time I couldn’t stop thinking, “FETCH ME WIL WHEATON.”

  5. samuelchavez12 says

    this was one of the best raps i have ever heard

  6. The64v says

    Hank is kind of on the hott side.

  7. 3clayman says

    ps3 is way better than the fucking Xbox

  8. TonksftMemories says

    I always end up watching this again… Probably because it’s far to awesome.

  9. Theadzzy says

    it seems like a year ago that this came out

  10. SamCanFlyy says

    This made me love you more . A lot more.

  11. antixarchangel says

    That was ridiculously awesome

  12. drumsforhands says

    nerdore hip hop

  13. teikominowa says

    tht is just epically amazing

  14. CouchPotatoe97 says

    hanks the Koolist

  15. TheKoolAyd says

    he describes Wil Wheaton so well! ahah I met him 2 weeks ago at the Phoenix Comi Con. He is so cool. :D

  16. Albanezkaa says

    Nerds are the best : ) forget the shady bad boy. the cuties. the hotties, the gangstas, the stupids etc etc, Nerds are the best !

  17. TheMonkey8MyHomework says

    @zuppup1 LMFAO!!

  18. midnightsdawn13 says

    Great rap – but please go back to your awesome guitar strumming self.

  19. deadendguitarist says

    WIL WHEATON CHEATS HUSTLES PEOPLE CARD GAMES!
    I saw it on tv

  20. videosteward says

    whoever disliked this can go jump into sarlacc.

  21. toxizc says

    lol ukes….too bad he didnt mention the semes

  22. zuppup1 says

    @ZhenyANDassociates LOL. i think you mean “rap.” WORST SPELLING MISTAKE EVER.

  23. TonksftMemories says

    @SlimShadyJuggalo

    1. That’s kind of the point.
    2. If “nerd” is meant to be an insult: Why? What’s insulting about being intelligent?

  24. lostinrosered says

    Nerimon has the same Buffy poster!

  25. ZhenyANDassociates says

    @maceyfayse
    You gotta be white to rape fast as a white guy=)



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