Hank’s w00tstock performance: www.youtube.com In which Hank Raps about w00tstock. If you can’t understand all of the lyrics, they’re below. This may have been the second oddest weekend of my life I perused portland real-estate with a mythbuster’s wife on an iPad owned by adam savage yes you could say that my perception of reality was ravaged But imagine, that wasn’t even the weirdest bit and you’re gonna shirt a brick when you hear the rest of it So sit down and listen to me rhythmically talk about the weekend that I participated in w00tstock Now I’m on the plane home I want to remember it Hearing Adam Savage saying that he likes my music And I’ve been listinin’ to Frontalot, 200 tracks back to back Which is probably why I wrote this song as a rap but I hope whoever has 9D next doesn’t gag because I’m writing down these lyrics on the back of the barf bag For me it began when I landed in Seattle at two o’clock and then by three was talking with the king of nerd hip hop MC Frontalot, as he’s professionally known could probably cure cancer with his headlamp and a microphone Then Molly walked in with her adorable grin and her boyfriend Chirs…and her assistant Kristen two girls one uke, don’t fear, it won’t make you puke unless you’re easily nauseated by things abnormally cute And I felt like I was losing control of my brain because the drummer of the Presidents of the USA Was hanging with me making jokes telling me to be strong Like he’d jumped straight out of my radio and …
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LOVE!
best rap ever
a) fantastic rap and video
b) not to be too nerdy but how is a smile the inverse function of a frown? surely that’s a very verticle smile
This entire time I couldn’t stop thinking, “FETCH ME WIL WHEATON.”
this was one of the best raps i have ever heard
Hank is kind of on the hott side.
ps3 is way better than the fucking Xbox
I always end up watching this again… Probably because it’s far to awesome.
it seems like a year ago that this came out
This made me love you more . A lot more.
That was ridiculously awesome
nerdore hip hop
tht is just epically amazing
hanks the Koolist
he describes Wil Wheaton so well! ahah I met him 2 weeks ago at the Phoenix Comi Con. He is so cool.
Nerds are the best : ) forget the shady bad boy. the cuties. the hotties, the gangstas, the stupids etc etc, Nerds are the best !
@zuppup1 LMFAO!!
Great rap – but please go back to your awesome guitar strumming self.
WIL WHEATON CHEATS HUSTLES PEOPLE CARD GAMES!
I saw it on tv
whoever disliked this can go jump into sarlacc.
lol ukes….too bad he didnt mention the semes
@ZhenyANDassociates LOL. i think you mean “rap.” WORST SPELLING MISTAKE EVER.
@SlimShadyJuggalo
1. That’s kind of the point.
2. If “nerd” is meant to be an insult: Why? What’s insulting about being intelligent?
Nerimon has the same Buffy poster!
@maceyfayse
You gotta be white to rape fast as a white guy=)